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|Two men crashed in their
private plane on a South Pacific Island. Both survived. One of the men brushed himself off
and then proceeded to run all over the island to see if they had any chance
When he returned, he rushed up to the other man and screamed, "This
island is uninhabited, there is no food, there is no water. We are going to
The other man leaned back against the fuselage of the wrecked plane,
folded his arms and responded, "No we're not. I make over $100,000 a
The first man grabbed his friend and shook him. "Listen, we are on an
uninhabited island. There is no food, no water. We are going to die!"
The other man, unruffled, again responded. "No, I make over $100,000
Mystified, the first man, taken aback with such an answer again repeated, "For the last time, I'm telling you we ARE
doomed. There is NO one
else on this island. There is NO food. There is NO water. We are, I repeat, we ARE
going to die."
Still unfazed, the first man looked the other in the eyes and said,
"Don't make me say this again. I make over $100,000 per week. I tithe 10%!!! My
Pastor *WILL* find us!"
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