Wren's Happy Nest Quick Quips Presents...
She was so-o-o blonde that . . .
*She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*She thought a quarterback was a refund.
*She tripped over the cordless phone.
*She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
*She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.
*She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*At the bottom of the application where it says "X" sign here, she put Sagittarius.
*If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
*When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
*How many blondes does it take to wash a car?
Two....one to hold the sponge and one to drive the car back and forth.
*Why did the blonde climb over the chain linked fence?
To see what was on the other side.
*There was a blonde and
burnett walking down a sidewalk. and the burnett
*A blonde was driving to Disneyland and saw a sign that said......Disneyland left. So he turned around and went home.
*Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
*What did the blonde say when she saw the sign
in front of the YMCA?
Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!
*Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?
Because it said "concentrate".
*Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.
*What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.
*Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.
*What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
*What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
An air pocket
*What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
*Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirt ?
This goes in front"
* How do you measure a blondes IQ?
A. With a tire gauge.
*Q. What does a blonde say
after she graduates from college?