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She was so-o-o blonde that . . .

THE blonde

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*She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*She thought a quarterback was a refund.

*She tripped over the cordless phone.

*She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

THE blonde

*She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.

*She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*At the bottom of the application where it says "X" sign here, she put Sagittarius.

*If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

*When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.

THE blonde

*How many blondes does it take to wash a car?

Two....one to hold the sponge and one to drive the car back and forth.

*Why did the blonde climb over the chain linked fence?

To see what was on the other side.

*There was a blonde and burnett walking down a sidewalk. and the burnett
said, look...a dead bird! The blonde looks up and says where?

*A blonde was driving to Disneyland and saw a sign that said......Disneyland left. So he turned around and went home.

*Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.

THE blonde

*What did the blonde say when she saw the sign

in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!

*Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?

Because it said "concentrate".

*Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?

They're too hard to retrain.

*What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?

A dope ring.

THE blonde

*Why can't blondes be pharmacists?

Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.

*What's the definition of eternity?

4 blondes at a 4-way stop.

*What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?

An air pocket

*What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A whine cellar.

THE blonde

*Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirt ?

This goes in front"

* How do you measure a blondes IQ?

A.  With a tire gauge.

*Q.  What does a blonde say after she graduates from college?
A.  "Hi, welcome to McDonalds."

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