You Might Be From A Small Town IF.....
You were a Boy/Girl Scout
You know what 4-H is.
Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle
of a dirt road.
You had senior skip day.
The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
Your letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday.
You don't give directions by street names, rather directions by references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks east of Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field).
A "Night On The Town" takes only 11 minutes.
Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.
are given using "the" stop light as a reference.
Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
The Mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog.
The closest McDonald's is 30 miles away.
The closest mall is over an hour away.
School gets canceled for state events.
You were ever in the Homecoming parade.
You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.
You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town or one of your friends drives a grain truck to school occasionally.
You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
You laugh your butt off reading this because you know they're all true
and forward it to everyone who lives in your town. (because you know them all!)
Thanks To Loretta Lynn(no not the singer :o) for sending me most of this great material. Obviously,she has lived in my home town :o)