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Points To Ponder

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*Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

*If a word were misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

*If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

*Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

*Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

*Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

*Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

*Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

*Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

*Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

*Why are 'wise man' and 'wise guy' opposites?

*Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?

*Why is phonics not spelled the way it sound?

*If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

*If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

*If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

*If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

*Why is bra singular and panties plural?

*Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control
when you know the batteries are dead?

*Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

*Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

*Why do they call it a TV set, when you only get one?

*How come wrong numbers are never busy?

*Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

*Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

*Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

*Does killing time damage eternity?

*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

*Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

*Why is it that nightfall's but daybreaks?

*Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

*Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, 
you turn down the volume on the radio?

**Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, 
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

*Are part-time bandleaders semiconductors?

*Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

*Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

*Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

*Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

*Do pilots take crash-courses?

*Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

*Do you think that when they asked George Washington for
ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

*Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

*Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

*How can there be self-help "groups"?

*How do you get off a nonstop flight?

*How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

*How many weeks are there in a light year?

*If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

*If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

*If Barb's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

*If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

*If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, 
then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

*If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

*If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the 
whales look the way they do?

*If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

*If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

*If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking  lots?

*If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

*Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

*Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" 
when we are  already there?

*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called  rush hour?

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