Riddles and Jokes

These Are REALLY Corny

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Which cat discovered America?

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?

What key has legs and can't open doors?

Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?

What has feathers and webbed feet?

How can you send a turkey through the post office?

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to American in the spring?

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Waddle who?

What do you call a dumb gobbler?

What sound does a space turkey make?

What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything?

Why did the man invest in feathers?

What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?

What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?



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