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IF.....
Last Night You Were The Life Of The Party
Oh what a party! I could have danced all night.....and MAYBE I did!

BUT, TODAY......


  1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.

  2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."

  3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.

  4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.

  5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.

  6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in fetal position.

  7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it a whirl!"

  8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."

  9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.

  10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"

THEN......

There is a BIG possibility you have a HANGOVER, my friend!
Oh, What a headache.  Wish I could remember if it was worth it!!
Champagne?  Not TODAY!!!!

 

THE GOOD NEWS IS....
THERE IS AN EXCELLENT CHANCE FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY!!!

Just wanted you to know I'm thinking of you. :o)

AND...
YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHY
(Like THAT will be of any help!!
You have my sympathy.....umm-uh, sure you do :o) !)

 


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