- You're convinced that chirping birds are
- Trying to gain control of the situation, you
continue to tell your room to "stay still."
- Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the
same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
- You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your
nose than be exposed to sunlight.
- You set aside an entire morning to spend some
quality time with your toilet.
- You replace the traditional praying on your
knees with the more feasible praying in fetal position.
- The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker
shouting, "Step right up and give it a whirl!"
- All day long your motto is, "Never
- You could purchase a new bike just by
recycling the bottles around your bed.
- Your natural response to "Good
morning," is "Shut up!"
There is a BIG possibility you have a HANGOVER,
THE GOOD NEWS
THERE IS AN EXCELLENT CHANCE FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY!!!
YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHY
(Like THAT will be of any help!!)
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