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Halloween
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What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.

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What kind of music do ghosts listen to?
Sheet music.

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo-tie.

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What type of music do ghosts prefer?
Spirituals, of course.

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What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.

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What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
Ghost toasties with booberries.

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What's a ghost's favorite desert?
Boo-berry pie.

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What's a ghoul's favorite game?
Hide-And-Go-Shriek!

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What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

What's big and gray and wears a mask at the theater?
The Elephantom of the Opera

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What's big and green and goes "Oink, Oink?"
Frankenswine.

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What's Dracula's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Vein-illa.

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What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.

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What's the best way to catch an ear of corn?
Use a cobweb.

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When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before someone screams.

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office

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Where do most werewolves live?
In Howllywood, California.

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Where do you take a ghost who's backed into a lawn mower?
To a liquor store. That's where they retail spirits.

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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.

Where does a one-armed man shop?
At a second hand store.

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Where does Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria.

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Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.

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Which songs does Dracula hate?
"You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders."
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Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart.

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Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans.

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Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.

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Who was the most famous witch detective?
Warlock Holmes.

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Why are so few ghosts arrested?
It's hard to pin anything on them.

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Why did the cannibal rush over to the cafeteria?
He heard children were half price.

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.

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Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"

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Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.

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Why did the ghost starch her sheet?
She wanted everyone to be scared stiff.

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Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
To see if she was his type.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.

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Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.

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Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

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Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.

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Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Why do you always see ghosts & demons together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

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Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
He has a bat temper.

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Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

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What kind of key opens a casket?
A skeleton key

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Why were there screams coming from the kitchen ?
The cook was beating the eggs.

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